Joey-"You hide my underwear, I'm wearing everything you own!" Chandle-"How is that the opposite?" Joey-"Look at me, i'm chandler.. could I BEE wearin any more clothes.. maybe if i wasn't going COMANDO!! Jeeze it's hot with with all this on, I better not do any LUNGES!"
Okay i was not feelin that how to column so instead we're making this a place to put stupid things our auto teacher, Mr. Mcdonald, says that doesn't have anything to do with auto and cuz we think he's on drugs haha
"... and they needed cross walks but they didn't have any so they painted horses like zebras and put them in the road"
"Hey butt warmer!! Get off the counter"
"What's your name?" ("Kevin") "Conrad?!"
"... You can look at the tools, you can fondle them..."
" We use to play 'jump off the roof ' with Spider-Man"
" We use to play with a pitch fork but that didn't end well.. he went to the hospital and i got my a*s whipped"
"And they pooped"
"No going camando, it's too cold"
"I used to take my mom's blow dryer to warm my hand and i half way electrocuted myself everytime"
"Jumpstarters won't shock you, they burn.. see look i'll put them to my tongue"
(Brecken) "you drop the F bomb!"
(Mcdonald) "No i don't! Do I really? Don't let that out. I'll give you $10 not to tell anyone... In the industries we greet eachother like that. Like 'Hey MoFO! Eat my shorts!' "
(Kailey) "How long have you guys been dating?"
(Mcdonald) "About 6 years"
(Brecken) "Well why haven't you popped the question?"
(Mcdonald) "I've been busy"
"If it wasn't cigarettes, I hpoe they share with everyone. Ha"
"Suck, squeeze, bang, blow.. Want it in chinese?.. Sucky, squeezy, bangy, blowy"
Sunday, April 13, 2014
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